Why Having A Beard Is Better Than Having A Woman by Beards
Why Having A Beard Is Better Than Having A Woman lyrics
A beard will never talk back
A beard is more attractive when it�s hairy and fat
A beard�ll stick by you when a woman won�t
A beard looks better with age, women don�t
You can attack your beard with a razor, it�ll keep coming back
You can stroke your beard all night, it�ll never get tired
And a beard will never up and leave you and attach itself to some other guy, no
A beard will do what you want, it will always behave
A beard will never ask you to shave
If you throw up all over your beard, your beard won�t mind
A beard won�t care if you�re shit in the sack
And a beard will never get together with the other beards
and talk about you behind your back, oh
A beard won�t get angry, or jealous or weird
If it sees you looking at another man�s beard
A beard will never go and start having sex with some guy from her work, and then try and turn that shit around by telling you it�s your fault �cos you never paid any attention to her feelings
A beard won�t turn and walk away
A beard will be with you all the way
I�ll take a beard over a woman any old day
I said I�ll take a beard over a woman any day
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